Appearances deceive....Trust me they do

God is unfair....We all know that. You disagree?? Get lost !don't read my blog.

Hez really given us,the Indians , a shitty deal when it comes to appearances.....'
Hez given us big noses, a skin tone that neither puts us in the white nor in the cool black community, and cherry on the cake-hez covered us with hair, lots and lots of hair....
Gosh!! We are the hairiest people on Earth. I thought , for a guy ,to be hairy is so damn macho.But thanks to the gay communities and the fashionable dorks in the west, even guys have started waxing.I made a great decision after 10th. I decided IIT was the thing for me.This place is an absolute heaven for all those who know nothing of fashion.

What was the utility of giving a guy a particular appearance.I mean what exactly did God think of , when he was deciding the attributes of "human being". Was the appearance part, meant to convey something?If no, then why did God go for this appearance thingy.If appearances say nothing about the persona, why did God randomly gift someone with the Greek God looks and at the same time create utterly out of proportion people like who else...ME...

No matter how fiercely we disagree, we all develop ,to a certain extent, a prejudice on the basis of a particular person's appearance.Linsay Lohan looked like an angel on earth in her teeny films....I am sure all those real-life Cinderellas could identify with her. Reality.....She is a drug-addict,ill-tempered AND recently, she married her long time girlfriend.

So why did GOD screw it up for us and made it so easy for the chosen few?

I think God ,in his scheme of things, realised -"What do I do with EYES.....Lets make people look differently and load everyone with prejudices and make it really tough for the Ugly Bettyies and a cruise for the Angelina Jolie-ies......BUUUUUUUT...there is a catch....The good looking ones will have to work more to make true friends. Because they can't be sure if someone likes them only because they look good."

I am not really a hot-looker. In fact, with my recent hair fall and the extra kilos I gained this Puja, I am not really a treat for the eyes. The pimples do not help either. But despite of living not more than 3 years at any place in my life, I have made FRIENDS.

Enough of self-praise.The letter "I" appears 24 times in my sentence.

But more importantly, most of the friends that I made were people I didnt feel like talking to because I didnt like their appearances.In my department, there is this very irritating guy called Bishwakalyan Rath. He is not really a likeable person for the first few meetings, but 3 months into the dept. and we are good friends and rarely, very rarely , he comes up with good jokes as well.

So ladies and gentlemen...I am done with this.......Enough of these HOT,SEXY,IN people...I no longer care