Shitticism express-ed

Almost two weeks in Kgp and still nothing to do..I am bored, and as they say "Idle mind, devil's workshop".Kalyan's pathetic 10 line blogs can act as a classroom example for this insightful one -liner.

While pondering about the next three years in this jungle,I thought, " Dude, would I be as useless as ever in these three years or is it time to move on and set examples."....And so with "Dhan te nan" as the background music, I am writing this blog about WHAT I intend to do in the next three years....You guys reading out there, say "Dhan te nan" before reading every point...or better still play the song .......loud.

1. Career

"Tumhaara to CG decreasing trend pe hai jee....eh??"....These famous words were spoken by Prof D Das ,our faculty advisor on seeing my grade card. "Sir is baar SG .06 badhi hai", was my answer.What happened next? He and another girl sitting in the office started laughing, at......ehh....I dont kno, probably some old joke.

So I reached out to my extremely intelligent and academically motivated friends Kalyan and Sumeet(both scored about 6.5 this semester......intelligent people, among the lowest in the dept), and asked them, " How can I improve my CG"...They started laughing at ........eh....... probably some old joke as well.

I reached out to my sister , who after doing maths in 12th , took up English honours because she loved maths too much to take it anymore and asked her," Didi ,maths kaise karoon?,,mere maths mein C se upar aata hi nahi"...She started laughing at .........eh......i guess some old joke as well.

So I thought , let these jokers be at peace with their mediocrity ,I will triumph over them all, I will be invincible,I will rule the world, I will be a 9 pointer, a super student....

hahahahahaha....I am laughing at.....well..... some old joke as well..So you know how ambitious I am for my career.

2.Love Life

My love life SUCKS. Infact I dont even have a love life.Dad said IIT gets you girlfriends.Now he told me ,"Dont watch gay news on TV....are you normal???".....So you know, what happens to a guy who is a doofus with girls. I asked kakima in Delhi to introduce me to a girl in Delhi ,to do something for her nalayak bhatija.She called her niece, said..."Hez in IIT, is not good with girls, is a little reserved and obviously does not dance as well."...hats off to the girl,she didnt hang up. I am trying hard though to spice up my already happening love life. For starters, I am learning "Sudarshan's joke book", by heart. My uncle thinks PJz are "in" with girls these days. I am hanging out with Maulik and Kapil for the same reason now. Ironically, both of them have an equally "happening" love life. Wonder if my uncle is laughing at some old joke now....

3.Music

My mom goes red when I sing-----Red with anger.She says I have a very irritating voice. She calls me ,"Rocky", no ,no, not because I "rock", but because my voice is similar to Silvester Stallone, and when it comes to music ,he is the last guy you would wanna hear. My dad leaves the room when my baritone comes into play. My sister, who is a very good vocalist btw, says she suffers from nausea when she hears my voice.When my band performed , the listeners suffered from loose motions for three days. And yes, this semester I am going to audition for Eastern Technology Music Society (ETMS) and Western Technology Music Society (WTMS) as a vocalist.Oh yes!! I am so excited.

So as you see, I have a very interesting year lined up for me. It has everything a guy looks for. Career, Love and Music.What else? I still dream, hoping to reach the pinnacle someday.No matter how dark ,this day is for me, I hope I'll reach the end of the tunnel.Oh this sento thigy sucks as bad as my love life. Till then ciao..